unclefather:

glumshoe:

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

bakwaaas:

shakescene:

shakescene:

shakescene:

the only sexy shakespeare characters are lady macbeth, mercutio, and puck. those are the only characters i’d get down and dirty with

i’m not calling horatio ugly. he’s not sexy, he’s just a very polite gay man. he possesses a very gentle breed of handsomeness. send tweet

this is allowed to get notes but if ANY of you insist that hamlet is sexy i’ll flip my lid

beetledrink:

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

bisexuael:

tomorrow is really another day huh

ultrascreaming:

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

thanosnewton:

Me cooking

muffinrag:

swingsetindecember:

hynpos:

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

d-a-z-a-i:

tumblr dot com is now a christian website so please everyone watch your fucking language and tag h*nd h*olding accordingly

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child